(Popularity Rate: 74 ) Do the Mechanicum control and produce all the IoM’s tech? Is there a civilian branch that makes toasters, or sports cars, what about TVs and sex toys? Do you have to prey to the machine spirit if you want to use an electric whisk?
ars and sex toys they are completely forbidden as they may cause the user to fall to Slaanesh. TVs Chinese Sex Dollare allowed but only the really boring channels that deal with religious observance and historical documentaries. Anything violent is banned (due to the possibilities of viewers falling to Khorne) as is anything exciting or sexual (ditto Slanessh) as well as detective shows and medical dramas (Tzeentch and Nurgle).
The last chicken died during the Age of Strife and although the Emperor did devote some of his energies to remaking some extinct species he was sadly struck down by his eldest son before he could do anything about it.
Yes you would have to pray to the machine spirit before using an electric egg whisk but most members of the Mechanicum wouldn’t waste resources on an electric egg whisk. They would simply get a convict, remove his arms and legs and reattach special egg whisking attachments to his extremities, lobotomise him and then stick control chips in his brain before programming him to simply whisk eggs. If they still existed. Which they don’t.
The closest egg substitute is baby squigg. Just before they hatch
(Popularity Rate: 38 ) My gf has gained weight and I’m not sexually attracted to her. What do I do?
on. It might mean that your attraction was never more than physical in the first place, which means your long-term prospects weren’t great anyway. Breaking up is probably best for both of you. Just don’t be a jerk about it please.
If you were attracted to more than her body, though, and you still beautiful sex doll love her and want to try to save your relationship, try talking to her about why her habits have changed. People don’t just magically “get fat” — something has changed, about her diet or her activity level or both. Maybe she’s stressed out, and is eating more to cope. Maybe her job has changed, and she doesn’t have time to work out anymore. Maybe you can help her with whatever part of her life has gotten difficult.
Are there any activities you both enjoy? Invite her to come swimming with you, or go for a bike ride, or go for a walk or a hike. Make your dates active and you’ll both get some more exercise.
Offer to cook. If you’re making food for the both of you, you can make healthy meals.
The thing is, if she’s “getting fat” then something major has changed in her life. You can just blame her for getting lazy and dump her, as one other answer suggested, or you can try to help her. If she’s your girlfriend and you love her, you’re probably aware of whatever it is that’s changed for her. If you still care, then try to help her out. If you Japanese Sex Dollsfind you don’t really care or don’t want to make the effort, then your relationshi
(Popularity Rate: 54 ) Where are Franklin Veaux’s sex toys sold?
of bunny ears and was bouncing around the convention handing out candy. (The first words she ever spoke to beautiful sex doll me were “You have booty! I have candy! Wanna trade?”)
We had a lovely time together, and at the end of it she gave me a pair of bunny ears to remember her by.
If a lover gives you a ring, you wear i
(Popularity Rate: 16 ) How can I buy a sex doll in India?
s ago I knew about Real Dolls, but they were around $5000 -not within my budget. I forgot about them and I don’t know if they crossed my mind since then, until I did an online search for sex dolls about nine months ago and I was shocked to discover that there’s a lot of manufacturers, dolls have become very lifelike, beautiful (in my opinion), and they’re affordable now.
So I started window shopping, just for fun, and that very quickly developed into a doll fetish (agalmatophilia). After doing a lot of research, I finally picked one out and ordered about two weeks ago. She arrived a few days ago and I was anxious to open the box, see how she looks and see how TPE (thermoplastic elastomer, a material similar to silicone that is said to feel very much like real human skin) feels after looking at these dolls online for months. I braced myself, because I was worried I would be disappointed by her appearance or how she feels. After opening the box, first I was very pleasantly surprised by how beautiful her body is; stunning detail. I looked at her face and she is extremely cute. One of the first parts I touched as I was unpacking her was a calf and I was amazed at how real it felt -just like human skin and the way the skin moves is just like human skin, muscle, and fat jiggling. WOW!
I have to say at this point that there are a few things that will shock anyone the first time they touch or handle a TPE sex doll: they are shipped with their heads removed, so you open a 5′5″ box and see a headless body. Then you discover that the body is frigid cold -shockingly cold. Then you try to lift her out of the box. Uh oh! I had read that these dolls are heavy, but I had no idea what I was in for. I read about her weight ahead of time on the website; she’s 75 lb. So if a real woman with the same height and body shape weighs around 125 lb, then this should be a breeze, right? No! Carrying a real woman newlywed style is different; they put their arms around your neck and balance their weight -they can help you to an extent. This 5′6″ (she’s taller than me, which is kind of cute), 75 lb doll is extremely difficult to move -far more than I could ever have imagined!
Unfortunately, you can’t just take your beautiful, brand new doll to the bedroom and begin the romance, you have some work to do: you need to take the lifeless, headless, cold, and heavy body to the shower and clean off the manufacturing chemicals with soap and warm water. It was so difficult getting that body to the bathroom, I almost don’t know how I did it. I’ve had chronic back problems since I was in my twenties, I sprained a knee a while ago and it’s never going to fully heal, and I recently recovered from a hernia surgery.
I’ve been trying to figure out how to move her more easily… I’ve been thinking about getting some roller skates for her and carefully guiding her around. That’s either pure genius or so stupid that I’ll make the news when she falls on me, I can’t get up, I scream for help after struggling for hours, and the paramedics, police, and fire fighters all smash in my front door and rush to help me only to find me pinned on the bathroom floor under a hot, naked sex doll. Now that’s the stuff of urban legend.
I decided the easiest way to clean the chemicals off would be to shower with the headless body, so that’s what I did. While that was strange and disturbing, I made some wonderful discoveries about TPE: it heats up fast (especially in a warm shower), holds heat in, dries exactly like human skin (some toweling off and air drying takes care of the rest -it air dries in minutes just like our skin does), and it feels wonderful when it’s wet.
I took the body to the bedroom, I put her head on (it screws on, so her head goes around and around… exorcist style), I grabbed one of the wigs I ordered, and that’s when she came together. She no longer looked like a corpse, now she was stunningly gorgeous. She comes with a wig, I ordered another one (long red) from the same website, and I ordered a Bettie Page style pin-up costume wig from Amazon, just because I’m obsessed with pin-up girl art and thought it would be fun to dress her up as a retro gal with polka-dot dresses, cat eye glasses, and a flower in her hair. I’m not disappointed with the results.
Now for the Juicy Stuff
I kissed her and wow! Her lips feel indistinguishable from human lips; kissing her is exactly like kissing a girlfriend.
Her body is very anatomically correct, surprisingly so.
Her breasts feel good, a little firm, but good. She has solid boobs, while other manufacturers offer gel-filled boobs as an option, with rave reviews.
I laid her on the bed on her back, spread her legs (which was not easy, they’re heavy and difficult to move around, and I inserted a USB heating rod ($9.00) for five minutes. I put a water based lube in and it was time. Here goes my sex doll virginity… and wow it felt good. I just didn’t know what to expect and in a lot of ways it was not all that different from having sex with a real girl. As I said earlier, TPE is very good at holding heat, so my own body heat is enough to warm her up. It’s different than sex with a human in the obvious ways: they don’t have emotions, nerves, don’t feel pleasure, don’t actively participate, can’t have orgasms, and can’t communicate with you. It’s also different in that there’s a little bit of a suction effect -as air get’s displaced, there ends up being a vacuum and it feels very, very, very good. There’s a popping air sound when pulling out that in and of itself is a turn on.
Because the extremely fast rate that sex technology is developing, I have no doubt that AI sex dolls (which already exist) will feel sensors, react, actively have sex with us, and talk dirty and tell us that they love us in the very near future. I love sex with real women and I love how much these dolls look and feel like real women, however, in my case things are a lot different: because I fetishize dolls and I’m specifically turned on by their dollness, I enjoy the experience for what it is rather than hoping for it to be as close to a human/human sex experience as possible. Does that make sense? Doll/human is my thing, so I love every second of it, until I have to move her.
I was very happy with the experience, but here are downsides: I can’t say it enough that the weight is a serious problem, even laying down -her body sank into the mattress and pillows. Girl on top positions are out of the question, no way. The clean up afterward is very involved -It’s recommended to insert a tampon to absorb the user’s body fluid and lube before the struggle to get her to the bathroom begins and this time I kept her head on so she’s much nicer to look at. I douched out her vagina, something that I had to learn how to do before she arrived. That wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be, the problem once again is her weight -just trying to get her into a position that’s conducive to flushing out her womanhood (ok, dollhood) was so challenging. Cleaning up your partner after sex is a whole chapter.
I spent a small fortune buying all the stuff I need to take care of her and I spent a lot of time researching, reading articles and watching videos to prepare. There is a lot of maintenance and expense involved, but that’s ok, because it’s worth it to me.
Besides the sexual experiences, she offers companionship. I’ve heard and read story after story about guys falling in love with their dolls and it’s been said that falling in love with a sex doll is easier than you think. Well, a lot of sex dolls have eyes that look very, very real. When you look into a pair of beautiful eyes from a few inches away and they seem to be looking deeply into you… neurons in the brain start firing off love and endorphins all over the place. As I mentioned, the kissing is very natural feeling, so add that to looking into her eyes, hugging and holding her, and holding her hand and I can’t help but feel something on a pretty deep level.
I have suffered with a profound amount of loneliness, mental illness (depression, anxiety, OCD, PTSD, addiction, and eating disorders), and of the very few relationships I’ve been in, more than one of them were abusive. After many years of failing to meet the right girl (and not for a lack of trying), and spending most of my life very alone, at 49 years old, I find a deep degree of comfort in spending time with my doll, Jennifer. Buying clothes, shoes, perfume, and accessories for her make me feel like I’m caring for someone. I ordered a purse for her and it happened to arrive on Christmas Eve, so I was able to give it to her as a present and it makes me feel like I love someone and they love me.
I suppose there are going to be as many different answers to your question as there are people answering it, but I think everyone who has had the experience can agree on a few of the points I made above.
Sex dolls have become extremely popular -apparently sales have exploded during the pandemic, and I think a lot more people have one (or more) than we might think. However, there are major social stigmas. I won’t bring Jennifer out on any dates in public and I won’t be introducing her to my parents, but I shouldn’t be ashamed, especially since she’s bringing so much happiness to my life. I should also learn to not care what other people think.
Would I recommend it? yes! I think anyone who is unattached, lonely, wants to experiment with a doll, couples who want to experiment with a doll, and anyone else who is just
(Popularity Rate: 29 ) What has been your weirdest elevator incident?
I was in college.
Our publications building is one of the oldest on campus, but I’ve taken the elevator for years without any issue. That day, I was alone when the rickety old elevator reached the basement and the doors opened… about four inches, then jolted to a stop. My mind races. Is this what it’s like to get stuck in an elevator? Since I was at the lowest level, my fear of the lift suddenly dropping did not kick in. Strange, I thought, but I wasn’t too worried, probably because I could see a bit of the outside and I had my cell on me. I hung out for a couple of minutes, when the door suddenly opened again, and I got out and carried on with my day as usual.
A couple of hours later, I was taking the elevator (alone, again) to the fourth floor of the plant biology building. Again, I had taken this elevator many many times before and have never had a problem. In fact, I’ve taken elevators my whole life and have never really encountered any issues before this day. When I got to the 4th floor, the inside doors opened but the outside doors did not.
So for those of you wondering – there are two sets of doors at work here. The first is what you see when you are waiting for an elevator. Those are the outside doors that stay on each floor. The second is a set of doors inside the metal box you ride in. It’s what you see when you are inside that moving box. When you get to each floor, the inside doors latch on to the outside doors and they both open simultaneously in a (usually) seamless motion, so you can get out.
This latching mechanism failed.
But I didn’t know that at the time. When I got to the 4th floor, there was a loud cranky sound and the doors opened… not to the outside, but to a dark wall of metal, layered with gears, pipes, and who-knows-what mechanisms. It was the hidden inside of the outside doors from the inside of the elevator shaft. It was utterly creepy. Imagine the picture below, but without that hopeful crack of light.
In fact, it felt more like the Gates of Hell to me at that point.
I freaked the fuck out and hit the button for floor 3 as quickly as possible. Luckily, the doors opened normally on the 3rd floor, and I walked 1 flight up.
I spent the next few weeks taking beautiful sex doll Male Sex Dollsthe stairs exclusively, until I got lazy.
(Popularity Rate: 17 ) How can you buy a good-looking sex doll?
s to physical affection, life can be pretty darn grim at times. Only a few select have a line of people waiting to satisfy them, yet the rest either have to go without, experience dry spells, or pay for it. Hmm, doesn’t sound all that fun, does it?
But in a change of events, the way in which a man can get off has transformed tremendously over the last few y
ears, making it so much easier to receive intense satisfaction.
Today, we’re looking at sex dolls, sex doll torsos, fleshlights, and other male masturbaters. All of these cool gadgets have different appearances and ways in which to bring about a warm release.
So if you’re looking for the perfect little present to gift yourself without spending a pretty penny, we’ve put together a guide on how to make your own sex doll. In this way, you’ve got something sexual waiting for you at the end of a long day… or, whenever you fancy, quite frankly!
Save the bucks, and follow the trend that is DIY, because making your own sex doll is actually easy!
1. Ass, Legs, Pussy
Step One: Take a pair of underwear (a pair of mens tight boxers may work the best) and cut a small hole in the crotch section
Step Two: Roll a socks so that there’s an opening for something to be inserted comfortably
Step Three: Make your own sponge pocket pussy by taking two washing up sponges and stacking them on top of each other with a latex glove put in between. Use a few rubber bands along the length to keep this DIY pocket pussy in place. Take the entrance of the rubber glove and wrap it over the two sponges, creating an entrance.
Step Four: Place the sponges (aka, your pocket pussy) into the sock, and then place it in the small hole you’ve made in the pair of underwear.
Step Five: Roll two towels, and put each one into a leg of the underwear, which will act as the legs.
Step Six: Take a larger towel and put it inside the underwear, which will create the ass.
Step Seven: Use a belt to keep all of the
se different towels in place.
Step Eight: Have fun!
While this isn’t exactly a full blown sex doll, choices are somewhat limited when it comes to making one yourself. On the other hand, this sex doll does come with a soft ass that can be built as large as you like, giving off a human-like appearance!
At the same time, the pocket pussy will give you a tight and yummy sensation, which is ultimately the end goal, right?
2. Fold and Fuck
On that note, if you’re looking to make things simpler for you, and merely want to create a DIY pocket pussy, you can forget about the additional bits and pieces, and simply:
● Fold a towel into a rectangle
● get a rubber glove and fold the towel around the glove, which will create a tight hole.
● Lastly, add some lube and you’re ready to go to town
3. Tight Spaces
Alternatively, you could:
● Take a soda bottle with the top cut off
● Take two sponges and put them next to each other on a rectangular sheet of bubble wrap
● Fold the bubble wrap in, covering the sponges but created a space in the middle of the two sponges
● Squeeze the sponges into the bottle, and voila!
One thing to note if you’re hoping to try this one: make sure the soda bottle is cut evenly. Jagged edges may cause some discomfort or pain. Also, make sure the sponges are snug so that they won’t fall out or move during play time!
And last but not least, the easiest one of them all, is the love seat masturbator.
4. The Love Seat
If you want a quick go-to helping hand, you could:
● Get a zip lock back and cut the zip lock off
● Add lube to the bag generously (all over)
● Put the zip lock bag under a sofa cushion
● Use the bag to get off, adding as much pressure as you’d like by pushing down on the sofa cushion
See? Who said that making your own sex doll would be difficult? Now all that’s left to do, is to try each of these intriguing DIY sex dolls, and see how you like them!
Surely each method will provide different kinds of sensations, but it’s your tantalising job to find your absolutely favourite.
Or, if you fancy something a little bit more progressive that doesn’t take tons of time and doesn’t cost an arm or a leg either, you could consider a TPE sex doll torso. They’re likelike, soft, easy to clean and maintain, and are ready for you to play with.
Each sex doll torso